Hey gamers if ur following this blog all you get is reblogs of posts by funnier people than me and the occasional personal anecdote
The art is over here -> @mongrelmeats
My buddy lives in China so when the sun is setting for him, it’s rising for me. So, naturally, I sent him this
california dmv plate: "POTENT CUM"
Customer: CHECK OUT THESE ROPES
DMV: HE'S NOT LYING. PRETTY THICK
Verdict: APPROVED
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summoned durnehviir in tamriel and he immediately gets his hydration on. what a hydrohomie
@everythingispirates work your magic sir
this is literally not even a contest sparbossa has mutual onscreen penetration and they literally named the monkey jack
swallowing a sword to please my ailing king and i get it down my throat and i start gagging and coughing but im blushin g and shaking alittle and i push it down further and cross my legs for reasons the court does not understand and then i pull the sword out and gasp for air and i like spit on it and my makeups all fucked up and the guards instantly riddle me with crossbow bolts